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Ebay your Way

admin — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:19:06 +0000

If you have someone that likes to purchase items off of one of the Internet auction sites, you will have a great time playing this joke on them. The next time they tell you that they had a winning bid for something, try to find out, without drawing attention to yourself, what the item is and possibly whom they bought it from. Usually it takes several days, if not a whole week, to receive an item you have won and paid for on Internet auction sites. Use this time to your advantage by preparing a package for your friend or family member that will make it look like the seller has or is trying to rip them off. For example, if your sister bid and won an auction for some clothing, you might get out one of your old dirty pit stained t-shirts and some smelly socks, tear a couple of holes into the shirt and socks, place them into a box with a return address in the state where the seller resides, and mail the package to her. Make sure to include a note that says something like: Here is the item you won. Just a reminder: under no circumstances will I accept returns or give refunds. Thanks for bidding and congratulations on your purchase. Or you could get very belligerent and state, Basically I’m ripping you off and there is nothing you can do about it. Just wanted to let you know. Thanks for the money and FU lady! Your victim may try to contact the seller and when they do, confusion will reign. Even after receiving the real package, they may still be confused as to what is happening and who sent the first package. Their uncertainty only adds to the humor value of this prank.

Answer ringing phones with ransom demands

admin — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:36:40 +0000

Have you ever walked by a public pay phone and heard it ringing? No use letting such a golden opportunity to go by, put it to good use!
Pick up the phone and in your most stressed out and nervous voice, say something like this:

"Look, I have the $20,000.00 in small unmarked bills. Now dammit, when do I get my kid back?"

If the person on the other end starts to stammer or goes silent, don’t stop to listen to what they will say, just power on through with something like this:

"Dammit, quit toying with me! Listen, I have done everything you said and I have not contacted the police! I just want my kid back! Hello? Hello?"

Then hang up the phone and walk away.

Sugar In The Gas Tank

admin — Thu, 11 May 2006 02:11:58 +0000

This is a very serious thing to do, that is why we will remind you again that we do not post these pranks so you can copy them. Despite what you may have heard about puting sugar in a gas tank, and it making cinnamon buns come out of the tail pipe, that is actually a myth. What really happens is the engine will be destroyed, that is why we do not suggest this whatsoever.

Anyway all you have to do is put sugar in a gas tank. How hard is that?